The Hard Lines range of cards fit broadly in to 8 categories:
- Birthday
- General
See examples of the cards by clicking on the links above and find the full list of cards below
SQHDL001 I will not kiss anymore frogs SQHDL002 I will not date anymore assholes SQHDL003 I will not drink Santa's sherry this year
SQHDL004 I will not place mistletoe in my belt buckle SQHDL005 I will not open my presents before Christmas SQHDL006 I will stop borrowing money from my dad
SQHDL007 I will dress appropriately for my age SQHDL008 I will not forget your birthday next year SQHDL009 I will act my age not my shoe size
SQHDL010 I will stop lying about my age SQHDL011 I will call my mother more often SQHDL012 I will not use my genetics as an excuse
SQHDL013 Alcohol is not my best friend SQHDL014 I am not allergic to salad SQHDL015 I will not be boring now that I am old
SQHDL016 I will stop telling people that I'm 25 SQHDL017 I will act my age this birthday SQHDL018 Life begins at forty
SQHDL019 Age ain’t nothing but a number SQHDL020 I will remember this birthday tomorrow SQHDL021 I am an adult now and will behave as one
SQHDL022 I will not eat Santa’s mince pies this year SQHDL023 I will not shop for presents on Christmas Eve SQHDL024 I will not insult my in-laws this Christmas
SQHDL025 I will call my father more often SQHDL026 I will stop relying on my mother for everything SQHDL027 I will stop relying on my father for everything
SQHDL028 I will listen to what my mum says SQHDL029 I will listen to what my dad says SQHDL030 My mother is not my therapist
SQHDL031 My father is not my therapist SQHDL032 I will stop borrowing money from my mother SQHDL033 Work, work, work, work, work, I will start to...
SQHDL034 I will now go and get a real job SQHDL035 I will no longer dress like a student SQHDL036 I will no longer drink like a student
SQHDL037 I will stop being so damn sexy SQHDL038 I will not text my ex tonight SQHDL039 I will not date anyone young enough to be my child
SQHDL040 I will only provide a urine sample when asked SQHDL041 I will not drink more than 5 shots SQHDL042 I will not obey the voices in my head
SQHDL043 I will not eat the entire cake SQHDL044 I will never drink alcohol again
